屬於Belle的角落~

從朋友的網誌挖來的....有些挺寫實的~^^"
供各位兄弟姐妹參考參考

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引述

Female & Male

Female

　　Yes = No.

　　No = Yes.

　　Maybe = No.

　　I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.

　　We need = I want.

　　It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

　　Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

　　We need to talk = I need to complain.

　　Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.

　　I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

　　You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

　　You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

　　Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

　　This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

　　I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.

　　Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

　　I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

　　Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

　　How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

　　I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

　　Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

　　You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

　　Are you listening to me!? =　Too late, you're dead.

　　Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

　　I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

　　The same old thing = Nothing.

　　Nothing = Everything.

　　Everything = My PMS is acting up.

　　Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.

Male

        I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

　　I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

　　I'm tired　= I'm tired.

　　Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

　　Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

　　Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

　　May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

　　Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

　　You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.

　　What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.

　　What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

　　What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

　　I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

　　I love you = Let's have sex now.

　　I love you, too = Okay, I said it, we'd better have sex now!

　　Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before.

　　Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

　　Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep.

　　person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

　　Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

　　(while shopping) I like that one better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

　　I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay

 

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